no wait i never consented to this emotional trauma i just wanted to play a video game
au where all the money i have in video games gets transferred into my bank account
also how disappointing is it that the radscorpions from Fallout aren’t just scorpions wearing sunglasses that you casually pass and wave to on the broken roads throughout the Wasteland
*fallout 4 is announced*
people begin chanting “ave Caesar” in the streets
demand for 50’s style apparel rises through the roof
the world falls into chaos
the year is 2078 and e3 has announced call of duty 25 and the 30th world of warcraft expansion. it is the end of the presentation. the lights dim and suddenly the synthesized voice of ron perlman booms out ‘war, war never changes’ and a huge 4 appears on the screen. old folks are screaming in their beds, young kids are extremely confused. the time has come.